Keeping your refrigerator fresh is going to get you many women

Uhh... no fridges until we're seniors.

Sad but true.
You got any other sure-fire methods for us Jay?

Excellent. I shall obtain many women before you fools do by virtue of the refrigerator that I will be sure to bring with me next year.

Ah hah, we have discovered a clue to the identity of the elusive Mr. Tophat!

He is currently a junior!

*gasp!*

My dastardly mouth has once again done me in. Curse you intelligible speech patterns! If only I indulged in the tomfoolery of internet chat, with which nobody would ever truly be able to discern the subject of my posts!

Or maybe he's trying to throw us off.

Meanings within meanings!

It is all beyond me!

I shall leave this investigation to the more intellectually rigorous of our dear forum.

From what I have discovered, that would be Mr. AO and myself. I don't intend on sharing any details at this moment, and he doesn't seem to be a particularly helpful individual, preferring to use his intelligence for mischief.

Ouch... that cut into me rather deeply.

No, the fact of the matter is, I'm secretly trying to disrupt this forum with my trolling.

I am shocked by this well-concealed act of villainry.

...thank you?

YES! it's mr tophat! reinforcements have arrived!

He's on my side, Jaegerfag.

Mr. Tophat wrote:

I am shocked by this well-concealed act of villainry.

Hmm, it doesn't seem so well-concealed to me, seeing as he admitted to it.

And it seems an awful lot of his posts are just bitching about how starcraft sucks.

Not so subtle.

But perhaps that's just me, because I love Starcraft and it gets on my nerves. If I didn't know better I'd say that he said such things just to bother me!

I've never said StarCraft sucks, just that it's annoying to play. A point which you have failed to refute.

Oh, well, I can't refute that you find it annoying to play.

Too subjective.

I've given specific reasons...

You have.

And very valid reasons they are.

's just they don't bother me. But they bother you, and I can't argue that.

Fine... but it makes for an annoying interface, so don't call me a n00b for thinking that just because you grew up with it like that.

Ahhh, 's k, I like getting 2 pages of e-mails an hour from here anyway =D

makes me feel validated!

Lol, yeah. I deleted over 150 at once yesterday.

I thought you liked getting spam mail from fora?

YEAH.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I HATE PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!