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PostSubject: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:22 pm

Greetings, gentlemen. I am a man of quite respectable upbringing, and I have decided to grace you with my presence.

Now my friends, don't be intimidated by my superior control of the English language or my extreme levels of knowledge, I am in fact here to, dare I say, "have a good old time."

Oh, I do feel ever so vulgar now.


Starcraft you say? Nay, I am no gook. Now I am off to enjoy a pleasant meal at the local mess hall. Au revoir!

Aha! My use of the French language is so clever. It makes me laugh with delight.
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:26 pm

while i was reading that i could only think of one thing: penis tips aka pricks

hint hint lol
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:26 pm

Hello!

Beware:
-AOwpr(he is cynical, and doesn't care for starcraft but quite intelligent_
-Jaeger (he is the local troll, mostly lovable however)
-myself (currently engaged in an e-peen battle with AOpwr, and die hard blizz fanboy)
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:30 pm

oh yeah and when u join u have to say who you are in real life so we know who to make fun of later

and if your a freshman gtfo

thata was a joke btw haha
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:38 pm

Oh yeah, who are you irl?

And Jaeger kinda made that rule up, but it's fairly valid

AOwpr= Nick
Loki= Holden
Jaeger = Chris Finis
Chuck Norris= Alex Jaffe
Admin = Neel
Noth45 = Jay
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:47 pm

we know who he is in real life, he's a n00b lol
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:50 pm

Yeah, making one post and then leaving, God what a nub =D
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:56 pm

GANGBANG TIME BITCHES
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:57 pm

errr, metaphorical, cybernetic gangbang anyway
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:58 pm

orly? bounce
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:01 pm

wtf does that smilie mean anyway?
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:02 pm

humping but it's really bad, we should have more and beter smilies like all decent forums do
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:03 pm

Dammit neel, stop studying for exams and give us better sex smilies!
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:04 pm

yarly
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:05 pm

no wai!
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:09 pm

Loki wrote:
Oh yeah, who are you irl?

And Jaeger kinda made that rule up, but it's fairly valid

AOwpr= Nick
Loki= Holden
Jaeger = Chris Finis
Chuck Norris= Alex Jaffe
Admin = Neel
Noth45 = Jay

You have no idea how greatly this post amused me. For reasons you cannot begin to comprehend.
That is a lie. They are easy to comprehend, but I shall not divulge them.

A troll you say? I will have to watch out for that villain. And what a sinister name he has as well! "Chris Finis"? Rediculous [sic].
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:11 pm

Ah, I am guessing that in your infinite wisdom you have perceived some fault of mine?

How distressing.

But yes, "The Finis" is quite sinister.

It does mean "end" in Latin after all.
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:13 pm

You may refer to me as "Mr. Tophat," or "Gent" if you so prefer.

If you feel like being foreign "Tophat-sama" will also do nicely.
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:16 pm

Gent, you must be rather flattered that your introductory thread is one of the most posted upon in the forum!

Albeit, most of it is spam, but still!

Congratulations!
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:20 pm

Why thank you, monsieur. I am honored to be the recipient of such a... coveted award.
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:00 pm

Holden, the whole forum... is spam. -.-

Oh, and welcome. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:43 pm

the whole forum is not spam, however, seeing as you were born from a beefy vagina, i claim you are spam
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:57 am

No comment...

SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:41 pm

awww, some of isn't spam....

there's at least 10 posts out of the several hundred here that aren't about Starwars, or that bash Jaeger, right?
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PostSubject: Re: Salutations   Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:53 pm

...

I'm currently working on a post that will be so epic, it will make up for it.
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