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That's right bitches, its time for a motherfucking zerg strategy guide. HERE IT IS!

As a zerg, you have superior ability to expand and protect those expansions rapidly (with units that is.) Your defense is pretty shitty, with towers that can easily be countered. You should only build towers for preliminary defense, otherwise veer away from those. If, as a zerg, you are turtling, then you have lost.

So how to start? Well, that depends on your ability as a player. If you have crazy microing ability and feel it is necessary to research burrow, then a 5pool rush will bone your opponent quite well. If you can't get to your opponents in time, then you are going to have to go for something less cheesy. Here are a few builds. All of them are 9 pool, as, if you are playing against a semi-decent player (which only Jay and Neel really qualify as) 12 pools are just too damn slow.

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At the very least degrade my already substandard eyesight you bastard!
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On that topic, I believe mine is getting worse... I can't look at my computer screen without glasses as clearly as before. :'(
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And that's why America will lose in general: we don't have 4 year old ninjas.
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