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Chuck Norris ankle biter
Posts : 30 Points : 37 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-05-22 Age : 53
| Subject: ZERGS!?!?!?? Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:09 pm | |
| That's right bitches, its time for a motherfucking zerg strategy guide. HERE IT IS!
As a zerg, you have superior ability to expand and protect those expansions rapidly (with units that is.) Your defense is pretty shitty, with towers that can easily be countered. You should only build towers for preliminary defense, otherwise veer away from those. If, as a zerg, you are turtling, then you have lost.
So how to start? Well, that depends on your ability as a player. If you have crazy microing ability and feel it is necessary to research burrow, then a 5pool rush will bone your opponent quite well. If you can't get to your opponents in time, then you are going to have to go for something less cheesy. Here are a few builds. All of them are 9 pool, as, if you are playing against a semi-decent player (which only Jay and Neel really qualify as) 12 pools are just too damn slow.
...fuck this, I don't have the time to type it all. | |
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Loki zombie king
Posts : 394 Points : 426 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-05-22 Age : 39 Location : The DSL
| Subject: Re: ZERGS!?!?!?? Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:11 pm | |
| tl;dr we iz nubs mass lings then mass hydras when you can't spend your money fast enough or when your opponent techs to air. | |
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Zergipenipenaffy scrub
Posts : 14 Points : 14 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-06-01 Location : Behind You... Haha You Looked
| Subject: Re: ZERGS!?!?!?? Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:16 pm | |
| yo grammar sucks grammar nub | |
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Loki zombie king
Posts : 394 Points : 426 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-05-22 Age : 39 Location : The DSL
| Subject: Re: ZERGS!?!?!?? Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:18 pm | |
| The internet is no place for grammar, don't you know that!
and "tl;dr" is perfect grammar, just ask Nick, or Mr. Tophat! | |
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AOwpr zombie king
Posts : 449 Points : 497 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-05-22 Age : 37 Location : Behind you.
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Chuck Norris ankle biter
Posts : 30 Points : 37 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-05-22 Age : 53
| Subject: Re: ZERGS!?!?!?? Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:29 pm | |
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Zergipenipenaffy scrub
Posts : 14 Points : 14 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-06-01 Location : Behind You... Haha You Looked
| Subject: Re: ZERGS!?!?!?? Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:34 pm | |
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AOwpr zombie king
Posts : 449 Points : 497 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-05-22 Age : 37 Location : Behind you.
| Subject: Re: ZERGS!?!?!?? Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:35 pm | |
| Oh...
My...
God...
My eyes hurt. Pl0x don't do that. | |
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Loki zombie king
Posts : 394 Points : 426 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-05-22 Age : 39 Location : The DSL
| Subject: Re: ZERGS!?!?!?? Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:21 pm | |
| I'm lucky not to be an epileptic. | |
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AOwpr zombie king
Posts : 449 Points : 497 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-05-22 Age : 37 Location : Behind you.
| Subject: Re: ZERGS!?!?!?? Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:25 pm | |
| You could give people seizures. | |
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Loki zombie king
Posts : 394 Points : 426 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-05-22 Age : 39 Location : The DSL
| Subject: Re: ZERGS!?!?!?? Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:37 pm | |
| At the very least degrade my already substandard eyesight you bastard! | |
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AOwpr zombie king
Posts : 449 Points : 497 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-05-22 Age : 37 Location : Behind you.
| Subject: Re: ZERGS!?!?!?? Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:46 pm | |
| On that topic, I believe mine is getting worse... I can't look at my computer screen without glasses as clearly as before. :'( | |
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WW ankle biter
Posts : 15 Points : 15 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-06-04 Age : 29 Location : Wallingford, CT / Shenyang, China
| Subject: Re: ZERGS!?!?!?? Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:36 pm | |
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Khiruki ankle biter
Posts : 39 Points : 41 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: ZERGS!?!?!?? Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:06 pm | |
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AOwpr zombie king
Posts : 449 Points : 497 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-05-22 Age : 37 Location : Behind you.
| Subject: Re: ZERGS!?!?!?? Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:17 am | |
| And that's why America will lose in general: we don't have 4 year old ninjas. | |
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bobert Guest
| Subject: Re: ZERGS!?!?!?? Sat Jun 06, 2009 4:09 pm | |
| even when you're home, you do this?!?!?!?!?
Do you have a b-net account? |
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AOwpr zombie king
Posts : 449 Points : 497 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-05-22 Age : 37 Location : Behind you.
| Subject: Re: ZERGS!?!?!?? Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:03 am | |
| Do you have a StarCraft forum account? Also welcome, whoever you might be. | |
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Khiruki ankle biter
Posts : 39 Points : 41 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: ZERGS!?!?!?? Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:00 pm | |
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AOwpr zombie king
Posts : 449 Points : 497 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-05-22 Age : 37 Location : Behind you.
| Subject: Re: ZERGS!?!?!?? Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:14 pm | |
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Loki zombie king
Posts : 394 Points : 426 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-05-22 Age : 39 Location : The DSL
| Subject: Re: ZERGS!?!?!?? Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:43 pm | |
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AOwpr zombie king
Posts : 449 Points : 497 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-05-22 Age : 37 Location : Behind you.
| Subject: Re: ZERGS!?!?!?? Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:55 pm | |
| Only blondes think it's sexist. Or racist. | |
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